Written by Kieran Proctor

How To Date Latin Women

I’m going to start this article by stating from the outset, that there are exceptions to the rule. And that ...

I’m going to start this article by stating from the outset, that there are exceptions to the rule. And that this article, is based on my own experiences living in the countries mentioned, for months at a time. Sometimes even years.

I should also add, that I’ve dated women at all ends of the social spectrum. I’ve dated Latina women who don’t have 2 coins to rub together, through to the ultra rich. I’ve even dated Latinas with famous surnames. But we’ll get to that Cuban, with an Argentinian surname, later. So stay tuned.

Now, the countries I’m going to mention in this article, are the ones with the most misinformation out there on the internet. The women I’ll discuss in this article are from Argentina, Colombia, Cuba and Venezuela.

Though, I did almost marry a high society Persian. And I have dated American, Australian, Canadian and British women. With a few other Latinas and Asians, thrown in for good measure. Yeah, I do get around. And you should think of me like Charlie Sheen’s character, in ‘Two And A Half Men’. But without the other one and a half men.

So, here’s what you need to know about dating Argentinian, Colombian, Cuban and Venezuelan women. But first, let’s clear up some common concerns among foreigners dating in Latin countries. Particularly those misconceptions about dating apps, like Tinder.

Is Tinder Dangerous In Latin America?

There seems to be a common misconception, out there on the internet, that every woman you meet on Tinder is only out, to do you wrong. And that’s simply not the case.

The ‘black widows’ or scammers on dating apps like Tinder, in Latin American countries, do exist. But they’re not as prolific as the internet makes them out to be. Not every woman on Tinder in Colombia or Argentina, is going to try to drug, or rob you. They aren’t all gold diggers.

Gold diggers and black widows do exist on dating apps like Tinder in Latin America. But they’re few in number and they’re very easy to spot.

Tinder logo

Dangerous Women On Tinder In Latin America

Tinder scammers and criminals, will always match with you in the first few days after you arrive. And then they won’t match with you again. You can wait them out.

They’re trying to get to you, before you have the lay of the land. Before you understand the culture, scams, money and how much you should be paying for things.

Your best bet, is to hold off dating in these countries, until you understand how the society works. That way, you’ll know when something isn’t quite right. Tinder scams are always a two way street. Particularly in places like Colombia.

It takes two to tango. It takes a scammer to perpetrate the scam. And it takes a sucker (you), to fall for the scam.

How To Identify Dangerous Women On Tinder In Latin America

If a woman much younger than yourself, has matched with you on Tinder and wants to meet right then and there, it’s a red flag. You should not ignore the red flags. If you take her out, or invite her to your house, then you’re walking right into her scam. And it’s your own fault.

If you have a face, to use an Australian colloquialism, ‘like a smashed crab’ and a gorgeous woman half your age, wants to go out with you, it’s very likely to be a scam. If you’re ugly at home, you’re still ugly in Latin America.

Always remember, that if something sounds too good to be true, it always is when dating in Latin America. And the Tinder scams in places like Colombia, only work if you’re gullible enough to fall for them.

Now, you can also spot the gold diggers in Latin countries, by looking for pictures of your Tinder matches family members. Latinas are family oriented.

If there’s no pictures of her family members and friends, it’s likely you’ve matched with a gold digger. Or she’s a scammer. Or your new found Tinder match is a ‘black widow’, ready to drug you and steal everything you have.

Scantily clad or suggestive photos, of just the woman with no friends or family members in the photos, is a major red flag. If she doesn’t have an Instagram linked to Tinder, that’s an even bigger red flag. Latin women love to gain followers on Instagram.

Background Check Your Tinder Matches In Latin America

Your newfound Tinder match may even be using photos of somebody else. If it’s just a single scantily clad woman in the photos, you should reverse image search her images. And you should Google her WhatsApp and search Google for any of the details that you can get, from her online profiles.

It might sound like stalking. But once you’re long term in these countries, you quickly realize that everyone does it. That’s one of the things you learn, if you hold off dating until you’ve been here a while.

Once you’ve got the lay of the land and you understand the culture, scams and money situation, sure, use Tinder in countries like Colombia, if you want. Dating apps are not dangerous in Latin America if you understand the culture. But they are boring.

Tinder Is Boring In Latin America

Personally, I prefer going out to bars or meeting ladies through friends. And most of my own matches and dating opportunities in Latin America, have come about through social situations and friends.

Latinas are family oriented. And they’re close with their friends and family. The opinions of their friends and family matter to them, a lot more than you’d believe. If you’re ever wanting to actually date a women, let alone meet ‘the one’, the opinions of her friends and family members will be critical.

Some random guy on Tinder, is almost never going to be a serious prospect. Which is why, there are relatively few women, looking for serious matches on Tinder in Latin America.

It’s also why the women from these countries often get labelled as flakey. If they don’t consider you a serious prospect, they’ll never treat you like you’re worth their time and effort.

Tinder matches in South America

Latin Women Are Not Flakey They Just Don’t Value Tinder Matches

They might flirt, set a date and then they’ll no show. It’s because you’re not in contention, in any serious way. You’re just some random man that they met one day, or matched with online.

And this is another reason that dating apps get a bad rap from foreigners, when they’re visiting these countries. The foreign men complaining about apps like Tinder, don’t understand the dating culture in the countries that they’re visiting.

I’ve met almost all the women that I’ve dated in Argentina, Colombia and Cuba, via friends or through regular social interactions. I met my last Colombian girlfriend, while ordering a sandwich at Subway. And while I could make a joke about how she made me a foot long, and I gave her a foot long in return, I won’t. But I did get the nod of approval from her colleagues and friends. So I got real dates.

When you meet Latin women in regular social situations, they’re often very easy to start conversations with. Most Latin women will talk to anyone who isn’t dressed like a hobo, and who has some personality. It’s very easy to get their phone numbers or WhatsApp contact details.

However, the slight exception to the rule, is Argentine women. They’re more difficult to engage with in regular day to day social interactions. Argentine women are more difficult in regular social situations, because Argentine men will chase anything and everything, in a skirt. And they’re used to being chased (and harassed) constantly.

But in a bar, with their friends, Argentine women are much more relaxed and they become easier to flirt with. And even though they’re more difficult to meet in everyday social interactions, they’re just as disinterested in dating random Tinder matches, as every other Latin woman.

I book all my own tours here.

Tinder Is A Waste Of Time In Latin America

Tinder has the same success rate amongst all the countries mentioned in this article. You will just need to have more game in Argentina. Just dress better, learn some jokes and get more comfortable talking to people.

However, in Cuba, Tinder is a bit of a wasteland. Because there’s no serious prospects of a relationship, for the reasons outlined above, the good girls don’t bother joining. Tinder in Cuba, is just a field of gold diggers and Jineteras. They’ve spent money in the hopes that they’ll make money, sponging off a foreigner.

Tinder In Cuba
Cuban jinetera

Instead Of Tinder Dress Better And Learn Some Jokes

Dressing well and having personality is your best option, if you want to date in Argentina, Colombia or Cuba. If you look homeless and have the personality to match, you’ve got no game. And no chance of a date in Latin America or the Caribbean.

First impressions get the ball rolling. And then, getting the nod of approval from her friends and family members, kicks things up to that next level. If you’ve made a good first impression on her and her friends or family members give you the nod, it’s kinky time. She’ll have no problem taking you home and banging you like a bongo drum.

There’s no real social hangups regarding sex, amongst the women from these countries. Though you need to have a place of your own, as she likely lives with her family. Particularly, if she’s single and living in Colombia or Cuba.

Argentine women and Venezuelans living in Colombia, are an exception. Both of these ladies likely have their own small apartments, or live with friends. Yet, you’re still better off acting like a man and having your own place.

Using Tinder in Havana, Cuba.

Which Latin Country Has The Most Beautiful Women?

Not Cuba. All the sexy ladies in Cuba, have fled to greener pastures. You’ll find the best Cuban women in Miami. The only thing you’ll find in Cuba, are less attractive gold diggers and semi pro hookers.

Venezuelan and Colombian women are the most beautiful women of Latin America. It’s hard to pick between them, but I just prefer the Venezuelan ladies in Colombia.

The Venezuelan ladies in Colombia are gorgeous. They love anything involving food, family, friends or puppies. And they hate communist dictatorships. They’re often very smart, unlike Cuban women.

The Colombian ladies are surprisingly similar to the Venezuelans. Though to alter Hungry Jacks tagline, ‘the booties (not burgers) are better from Venezuela’.

Venezuelan women often have the perfect personalities and intellect. All wrapped up in gorgeous bodies, with hourglass figures and year round tans. And boy are they outgoing and affectionate.

When you’re dating a Latin woman and you’re with a Venezuelan or Colombian lady, you’ll be king. She will be the most loving and affectionate woman, you’ve ever dated. Argentine women come in a close third. They’re often skinnier and with less junk in the trunk, if you get my meaning.

Argentine woman in Buenos Aires

Dating Latin Women In Argentina

Argentine women are less affectionate and they’re more like cats. One minute they love you and the next, they want to scratch out your eyes. Argentine women can be a pain to date, on a longer term basis.

But, in saying that, if you meet the right Argentine woman they can be a fantastic partner. But they can also make your life a living hell. As they frequently alternate, between loving you and hating you.

I have over 2 years living in Argentina and I’d always take a Venezuelan or Colombian lady, over an Argentine. Venezuelan and Colombian women are solid partner material. Argentine women more often than not, just aren’t long-term partner material.

Argentine women when they’re in a good mood, are a lot of fun. And when they’re in a bad mood, they can make your life a living hell. When they’re in a bad mood, they’ll go all scorched earth on you, trying to bring you down to their level.

Thankfully, I’m a 6ft tall and heavily tattooed Australian. Not much bothers me. And the Argentine women I’ve dated, have never been able to work out how to push my buttons. Argentine women also like to be chased. And they can’t quite work out how to make me chase them.

So, I’ve had the advantage with the Argentine women that I’ve dated. But if you’re not like me, or unique in some way, you’ll likely have a rough time with the women in Argentina.

Argentine Women
Argentine women

Dating Latin Women In Colombia

Telenovelas have really had their impact in Colombia. And women in Colombia are kind of old fashioned. They appreciate when you open doors, pull out chairs and pay for dinner. Women in Colombia, are romantic to their core. And this also goes for the Venezuelan women, that are living in Colombia. They love romantic gestures.

Colombian and Venezuelan women, in Colombia, are romantic. But they’re also partner material. They can be fierce when needed. But they won’t just throw a fit for attention, like an Argentine woman. If you’ve done something to upset a Colombian or Venezuelan woman, you’ll know about it. But they won’t just randomly get mad at you, for no reason.

Both the Colombian and Venezuelan women in Colombia are smart, beautiful and romantic. But the Venezuelans in Colombia, just beat out the Colombian women. A Venezuelan woman can be your beer drinking, barbecuing, puppy patting gym partner one minute, and your dirty birdie the next.

Dating a Venezuelan woman is like dating a man, who loves all the same things that you love. But they’re wrapped up in a gorgeous physique, that they love to show off. Just be sure not to date a Venezuelan prostitute from Santa Fe. I’ve made that mistake before. And always remember the immortal words of, Snoop Dogg; ‘you can’t make a hoe a house wife’.

Venezuelan Woman
Venezuelan woman

Dating Cubans – Don’t Date Cubans

Cubans in Cuba, are the worst women you can date. Hands down or hand to god, the worst women are Cuban. They’re always a pain in the @ss. And they’re always after money.

Dating a Cuban in Cuba, is like dating a poor mans version of Disney’s Scrooge McDuck. Even the richest Cubans in Cuba are broke and they’re always looking for money. And even the most devoted of Cuban girlfriends, is still a gold digger. Don’t date Cuban women in Cuba. They’re just not worth the hassle.

Yet, looks wise, a Cuban doesn’t even compare to a Colombian or Venezuelan lady. They’re not even in the same league. Even an Argentine when she’s angry at you, is still a million times more gorgeous and lovable.

A Cuban woman in Cuba is, to use another Australian colloquialism, ‘about as cuddly as a box of broken glass’. And that goes for women in Cuba, at all levels of society.

I’ve dated poor women in Cuba and I’ve dated the richer casa particular and business owners. All had the same Cuban broom stick up their @sses. They were all, f**king annoying.

Dating A Guevara In Cuba – The Only Thing Worse Than Dating A Regular Cuban!

Heck, I’ve even dated Che Guevara’s granddaughter in Cuba. And even she was trying to wrangle luxury goods and electronics from me. Sorry hun, I knew what you were up to. All of your housekeepers would often message me everything, via WhatsApp. Cuba is like living in a terrible telenovela, or a real life West World.

On one outing, where I spent more on lunch than the average Cuban makes in a month, I must have heard about how she wants a new iPhone, at least 50 times. I found out from her housekeeper (a friend), who looks after her mother and grandmother, that she was asking who I might have gifted a phone too. Like she was jealous of who I gave stuff too. And that she didn’t get everything, for herself.

Dating a Guevara in Cuba, was like dating someone who had the worst traits of Argentine and Cuban women, all rolled up into one package. Was she gorgeous? Definitely. Was she a pain in the @ss? Absolutely.

Like an Argentine, she’d randomly pick fights for no reason. And at other times, she’d be loving. But like every other Cuban, she’d want something. And she wasn’t even ‘revolutionary’ in bed. Dating a communist dictatorship hating Venezuelan lady, is a million times better than a Cuban. And it’s infinitely better than a Guevara, in Cuba.

If you’re going to be dating latin women, always choose the Venezuelans. They’re the perfect partners and they have booty for days. Plus they can do things with their booties, you can’t even dream of.

Dating Guevara in Cuba

Dating Latin Women Conclusions

Not all latin nations have the same culture and heritage. There are differences and similarities. Yet Colombia is the land of beautiful señoritas.

If you’re wanting to date beautiful, smart, and romantic women, Bogotá Colombia should be your primary destination. Dating latin women is amazing. Provided they aren’t Cuban. Or an Argentine woman, when she’s having a bad day.

They’re oriented to their family and friends. And they’re often much more intellectual than your average American, Australian or British woman. They work and study hard. Yet, they still find time for their boyfriends. Dating latin women is perfection. And dating latin women is what I’ll keep doing!